Posts tagged true blood
You’ve reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
(via ghostsinthedaylight)
#it’s a british actor pretending to be southern pretending to be british #we have to go deeper
Billception
(via ghostsinthedaylight)
I’ve not yet watched the True Blood premiere, but I sincerely hope that Sookie gets the fuck over vampires. Honestly? With the exception of Jessica and sometimes Pam, I would love the vampire plot lines to take the back seat to all of the cool stuff going on with Lafayette and his magical~ lover AND the stuff with the fae.
And, most of all, I would rather have Sookie stake the fuck out of Eric (and Bill and some other members of the cast) than sleep with him (or any of them).
Snoop Dogg Music Video of the Day: “Oh Sookie”
The D-O-double-G’s loving tribute to Bon Temp’s sultriest fang-banger. “Try to read my mind, you might get wet.” Look out Sookie; I think Snoop wants to do real bad things with you.
[ontd.]
3x01 - Bad Blood
Sam: (circling names in a phone book)
(knocking)
Sam: Yeah?
Bill: It’s Bill Compton, I need your help.
Sam: (opens door) How’d you find me all the up here in Arkansas?
Bill: You’ve had my blood remember? Quite a bit of it.
Sam: Right. (nods)
Sam: (gestures for him to come in) … Oh, come on in.
Bill: (steps in) Thank you. May I use your shower?
Sam: Of course.
Bill: (starts taking off his pants)
Sam: There’s, uh, plenty of towels in the bathroom.
Bill: If you could spare a shirt I’d be much obliged.
Sam: Oh, uh, I didn’t really pack anything, it’s more of an impromtu road trip I’m on. But you could have the shirt of my back, if you want it.
Bill: I’ll take what I can get.
Sam: Alright. (takes off shirt)
Bill: Niiice.
Sam: Huh, well, thank you.
Bill: I’ll take that shower now. Unless, you’d care to join me?
Sam: Yeah. I think I would.
Bill: Good. We’re gonna have a nice time. I hear the water in Arkansas is very… hard. Come.
(cellphone rings)
Sam: (turns)
Bill: Don’t answer that.
Sam: Okay.
(cellphone is still ringing as they lean in to kiss and Sam wakes up)
Believe it or not, I’m actually working on a picspam of Sam’s sex dream about Bill when I ought to be studying. This here’s just a preview. I hope y’all enjoy~ it.
Ridiculously adorable, she’s got it covered
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Ikr? She’s so adorable one can’t help but love her.
